You're a punk
paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

paris666hilton:

Police have now captured Perez and he’s in police custody.

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

werewof:

me owning the kangaroos at the zoo

chalkos:

sail

chalkos:

sail

hi:

absolutely amazing

hi:

absolutely amazing

me: haha hey guys do u dare me to eat this whole thing of ice cream
them: no
me: *shaking my head and chuckling* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
them: we're not
me: *eating right out of the thing* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.

humansinthesky:

when you see a hot guy wearing sweatpants

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triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

triple-six-kicks:

"I don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"

foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT

foreveralone-lyguy:

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

IF YOU WANT SOMEONE TO LIKE YOU JUST FUCKING SLAP THEM IN THE FUCKING FACE WITH SHAVING CREAM JUST DO IT BITCH DO IT